Man who ran in front <br />of car got really tired. <br />And they were Dunlops. <br /> <br />Man who ran in rear <br />of car was so exhausted <br />he went to heaven. <br /> <br />Hand in pocket makes <br />man feel cocky all day long, <br />it also warms him. <br /> <br />Man who scratches ass <br />is well advised to not chew <br />fingernails too soon. <br /> <br />War does not show us <br />who may be right in this world <br />but who will be left. <br /> <br />Man who eats many <br />prunes will soon get run for money <br />with noisy exit. <br /> <br />He lives in glasshouse <br />and always changes clothes in <br />the basement laundry.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/more-haiku-from-the-confucius-collection/
