jay walking is a useful past-time <br />it keeps motorists on their toes <br />naturist resorts are under-rated <br />patchwork chique is the new vogue <br /> <br /> <br />golf is best played in the dark <br />in between clandestine vigils <br />dogs keep your crap out of the park <br />that's where I masticate on my Happy Meal <br /> <br /> <br />one left shoe can be deployed <br />by many a one-legged left foot shoe-wearer <br />genetic experiments with ducks and builders <br />only result in new careers for bare-assed web-footed wrestlers <br /> <br /> <br />candyfloss should never be mistaken for a beard <br />there will come a time when you realise you're not deceiving anyone <br />clowns don't like being hit <br />not with a shovel nor an umbrella nor a libel suit.<br /><br />Stephen Andrews<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/chocolate-is-as-chocolate-does/
