It had been steamy. <br />His mother asked him later <br />Do you chew floss, my boy? <br /> <br />The car left skid marks. <br />Inside his boxer shorts were <br />some brownish stress marks. <br /> <br />Endoscopy is <br />when two tubes meet from each end <br />come out at one end. <br /> <br />The surgeon closed then <br />but left two safety pins to <br />keep the bad bugs out. <br /> <br />He asked her shyly <br />whether she did or did not. <br />She said be patient. <br /> <br />The Queen now pondered, <br />which one of her sweet corgies <br />looked like Camilla. <br /> <br />It was George Doub'ya <br />who took the photos of him. <br />Saddam in nickers. <br /> <br />That Russell Crowe is <br />a troublemaking wanker, <br />not schizophrenic. <br /> <br />Sit on my lap dear <br />we'll talk about the first thing <br />that lifts your fanny.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/haikus-from-the-confucius-series-3/
