Oh, Doctor Smitty, <br />It's me, Rhondity, <br />My breasts need more bounce, and extra durability; <br /> <br />Well, Rhondity, <br />You must pay for each titty, <br />And I'm quick, you'll be fixed in a jiffy; <br /> <br />Ol' Doctor Smitty <br />Made my breasts so nice and pretty, <br />Pumped 'em up, now they bounce wild and steady; <br /> <br />Ouch, Doctor Smitty, <br />One of my tits is feelin' kind of gritty, <br />It's bent way out, and looks wierdfully unwitty; <br /> <br />Well, Rhondity, <br />You've popped a very worn titty, <br />As you sag, your bra looks unfitty; <br /> <br />Please, Doctor Smitty, <br /> You must fix me that titty, <br />This instant, before I go to the city; <br /> <br />Well, Rhondity, <br />You get none of my pity, <br />Paid, not you, for them implants to have warranty; <br /> <br />Doc, you quack, <br />You're goin' to fix that titty back, <br />Or with rage, you'll see how quickly I attack; <br /> <br />But Rhondity, <br />You popped a worn titty, <br />And from me, you got not a guarantee; <br /> <br />It's so sad, <br />You lost the tit you had, <br />But Rhondity, I find it still to bad; <br /> <br />Doc, you quack, <br />You give me all my money back, <br />Or your eyes, will both be wearin' black; <br /> <br />Now look here, <br />There's no reason you must fear, <br />I'll just take your other tit, and change the way it does appear; <br /> <br />Oh, Doctor Smitty, <br />You've just popped my only good titty, <br />With two tits stretched down to the floor, you're facin' one mean bitty; <br /> <br />Pop to the nose, <br />Now Doc, you see how quick it grows, <br />And hard, I pound, the fists with my throws; <br /> <br />Stop, Rhondity, <br />My nose has size, now bigger than a titty, <br />Let me fix 'em popped ones back, cause you're the very meanest bitty;<br /><br />Tony Avila Sampson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/oh-doctor-smitty-it-s-me-rhondity/
