King Tut was not killed <br />by assassins from behind. <br />May have been poisoned. <br /> <br />Atilla the Hun <br />would butter his sugar bun <br />he did own no gun. <br /> <br />Charlemagne was crowned, <br />not in Aix-En-Chapelle, no <br />eighthundred in Rome. <br /> <br />Young Siegfried missed it, <br />one spot had no dragonblood. <br />They aimed and found it. <br /> <br />Who built the first car? <br />'Twas the gremlins in Stuttgart. <br />The three-pointed star. <br /> <br />If you take statins <br />you kill your ubiquinone, <br />Co-enzyme Q-10. <br /> <br />A rabbit has four <br />but a bird only two legs. <br />But bunnies lay eggs. <br /> <br />Who was the first man <br />to observe a cow's udder, <br />and then stole her milk. <br /> <br />Then came the chicken, <br />you eat the fragile thingies <br />that fall from bottom. <br /> <br />And Michael Jackson, <br />he may be child molester. <br />Him sleep alone now.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/haiku-variety/
