Mr Hayes wears a thong, <br />To Hide his dong, he wears a thong. <br />He does not like green eggs and ham; <br />Thong-Man Hayes, yes I am. <br /> <br />Mr Hayes wears a bra, <br />He wears a bra jus like his ma. <br />He does not like green eggs and ham; <br />Bra-Man Hayes, yes I am. <br /> <br />Mr Hayes owns lipstick, <br />He owns lipstick just like a prick. <br />He does not like green eggs and ham; <br />Lipstick-Man, yes I am <br /> <br />Mr Hayes likes to wax, <br />Even in all of his little cracks. <br />He does not like green eggs and ham; <br />Hairless-Hayes, yes I am. <br /> <br />Mr Hayes owns a dress, <br />It makes him bonny, I confess. <br />He does not like green eggs and ham; <br />Dishy-Hayes, yes I am. <br /> <br />Mr Hayes likes gay men, <br />He likes to meet them in the gym. <br />He does like green eggs and ham; <br />Batty-Hayes, yes I am.<br /><br />Mike Hunt<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ode-to-hayes/
