If you believe that black is white <br />Do you know that you'd never be right <br />If you believe that short is long <br />Do you know that you'd always be wrong <br /> <br />If you believe that left is right <br />You might give yourself a great big fright <br />If you believe that front is back <br />You might give yourself a heart attack <br /> <br />If you believe that in is in fact out <br />You'd spend all your life living in doubt <br />If you believe that up is really down <br />You'd probably wear a puzzled frown <br /> <br />If you believe with all of your heart <br />That there is only one way you could possibly start <br />The day, with a lungful of tobacco smoke <br />Do you know you'd be part of a very sad joke?<br /><br />Alessandra Liverani<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-you-believe-2/
