You can be a drunk bastard <br />Or you can be a sober bastard <br />You can just be a bastard <br />But you can't be a drunk, sober bastard <br /> <br />Think about it <br /> <br />Ain't life a bitch? <br /> <br />Anybody got a match?<br /><br />Jeffrey Philip Clegg<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/coors-light/
