Oh verdancy! Dear verdancy! <br />Oh vast expanse of space! <br />You want Zen? <br />Where've you been? <br />This is the time, the place! <br /> <br />Bring your picnic basket <br />and hard-boiled eggs aplenty <br />Swing your arms up toward <br />the clouds <br />Oh there are so many! <br /> <br />~~~ <br /> <br />Now, I've had Women <br />'Kick' my balls <br />And make my lil nub quiver. <br /> <br />But, I've had Men <br />'Lick' my balls <br />And make the back net shiver. <br /> <br />Actually... <br /> <br />When I lose my balls <br />I feel rather free <br /> <br />I live on a rubber mat: <br /> <br />I'm a drivin' range <br /> <br />Golf ball <br /> <br />T<br /><br />Jeffrey Philip Clegg<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/licking-balls-in-velvet-fingers-of-grass/
