i can never find my name on the top 500 list <br />of which, none of the poets or poems belie <br />all of my chums are in the top 500 <br />why, oh why, not i? <br /> <br />i know i’m not the best poet out there <br />but i also know i’m not the worst <br />so if i’m not in the top 500 <br />i must be the Five-Hundred First!<br /><br />Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-top-500-poet-list-blues/
