A recalcitrant poetry critic <br />who was harsh and a bit analytic <br />was the colour of custard <br />but the hot taste of mustard <br />I prefer either Jack or Glenfiddich. <br /> <br />He produced a great poem or two <br />which gave all the poets a clue <br />and they figured him smart <br />but he was an old fart <br />I'll go back to my digeridoo.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-for-beginners/