Your box of brand-new football boots <br />this European season, where the diktat from Brussels sprouts hurhur, <br />will bear the helpful message <br />'Average contents: two'... <br /> <br />but when you've picked yourself off the floor <br />consider this: three boots in a box (great film title) <br />would be a box with not much inside left geddit hurhur; <br /> <br />but if you tried to sue the makers who only packed one <br />on that cautionary statement, you wouldn't <br />have a leg to stand on.<br /><br />Michael Shepherd<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/0260-you-couldn-t-make-it-up-if-you-tried/
