Hey, I kissed the teacher three times on the cheeks, <br />But damn it, I gotta wait another fifty two weeks. <br /> <br />Yea, I gotta wait so long I swear…………… <br />Just to wish her a HAPPY NEW YEAR. <br /> <br />Oh to hell with it, I’ll grab her, and plant a kiss on her lips, <br />But the thought of it scares me out of my wits. <br />A little voice keeps saying “ no no no no no no “. <br />don’t forget <br />She HAS learned “ AIKIDO “ <br /> <br />Oh hell I’ll forget it and say no more <br />I don’t want to land up battered and bruised on the floor.<br /><br />Gordon Whittaker<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/teachers-pet-2/