From the top of Niagara Falls, <br />far away from the big city malls <br />jumped a tough-talking bird <br />soon her screams could be heard <br />as she banged on those rocks her big balls. <br /> <br />There are women, genetically tough, <br />fully able to fight and play rough. <br />Though they may play with dolls <br />they are fitted with balls, <br />be advised that they do strut their stuff. <br /> <br />So the one who had jumped from that height <br />gave the onlooking folks quite a fright. <br />When the balls started banging <br />and bouncing and clanging <br />they felt sorry for her in her plight. <br /> <br />When she landed way down in the wet <br />it was clear that she'd now won her bet. <br />But she vowed to enclose <br />in size large pantyhose <br />her equipment - (as safety net) .<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/risqu-limerick-2/
