It's Hard To Kiss The Lips <br />at Night That Chewed <br />Your Ass Out All Day Long, <br />If I can't be the number one <br />then number two on you. <br /> <br />The phone that does not ring <br />it's always me, as you must know, <br />I do not miss you as you have <br />not even gone away (too bad) , <br />I liked you much more deeply <br />before I got to know you well. <br /> <br />And why, my dear, did you run off <br />with my best friend from school, <br />I sorely, truly, really miss him, <br />your teeth are stained from cigarettes <br />and you look better after just one drink, <br />so let me say this, only once, <br />let's honeymoon tonight and I do swear <br />that you will hear the weddingbells <br />tomorrow. <br /> <br /> <br /> Inspired by an e-mail of unknown origin.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/just-talkin/
