A man by the name of Paul Tubb <br />was so fond of the rubb-a-dub-dubb <br />that he soaked with his maid <br />in the tub and got laid <br />his old man had gone down in a sub.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-paul-tubb-limerick/