Uncle Julius had a ball <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br />Lost the other in a fall <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br /> <br />Aunt Matilda was so fat <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br />Chairs were flattened when she sat <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br /> <br />Helmut Schroeder was a nut <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br />had two pimples on his butt <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br /> <br />Sherrie wears a big T-shirt <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br />On or off she is a flirt <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br /> <br />All the Muslims jumped for joy <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br />Only keep a little boy <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br /> <br />Tiny Tim peed in his bed <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br />On the day that he was wed <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br /> <br />Once a female, name of Keats <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br />showed the world her dirty sheets <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br /> <br />Poets are a funny lot <br />he-i-he-i-ho. <br />some have talent, some do not <br />he-i-he-i-ho.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/singing-practice/
