She was beautiful, dropp dead gorgeous <br />So i ignored her, talked to her friends <br />I put my arm around her, but she pushed me away <br />So i ignored her for the rest of the day <br />Dangle the string, make her jump and play <br />Dont dropp the string or she will become bored <br />The cornerstone of technique, is' The Neg' <br />Throw them of balance <br />Tell her you only have a few minutes <br />Then ignore her, remember she is a cat <br />Dont be a puppy around her <br />For you are top dog <br />Remember Men are the best predators <br />Dont lie on the jungle floor <br />With your teeth bared and claws out <br /> <br />Written Friday September 2005<br /><br />Allan James Saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/women-are-cats-who-like-to-play-with-string/