All human beings have a hole <br />that carries out a special role. <br />It sends the end results of food <br />which starts its life by being chewed <br />and travels through the body then <br />(a smidgen more in hungry men) <br />into an even bigger hole <br />where it falls down, its final goal <br />is council sewers, and the ocean. <br />Well, daily there are many motions <br />about a zillion on this earth <br />the practice starts right after birth. <br />I do not mean to waste your time <br />to walk you through digestive slime <br />and enzymes, bile and H C L <br />suffice it now that I do tell <br />you only of the end result <br />which really borders on occult. <br />When nothing more can be extracted <br />and, lest there be some stuff impacted <br />the little door just opens wide <br />and out comes cellulose and pride. <br />Now, one more thing needs to be mentioned <br />so that you'll know I'm well-intentioned <br />some holes are bigger than are others <br />this is discovered first by mothers. <br />In later life this does not change <br />and thus the world boasts of a range <br />of various sizes, different shapes <br />a bit like those of bigger apes. <br />What is amazing is that once <br />a back door resident near buns <br />has been identified as large <br />you can assume that, say a sarge <br />in military garb possesses <br />a big one, and that small comtesses <br />would have a cutie of a nipple <br />which barely shows the slightest ripple <br />when things get urgent and want out <br />and since there is no other route..... <br />well, it is clear that we're conversing <br />about physiology, rehearsing <br />a bit of what you need to know <br />so I can say I told you so. <br />In closing let me add that size <br />makes all the diff, it's no surprise <br />that assholes can be large or small <br />and that, my brethren, that is all.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/assholes/
