A panel of doctors was asked <br />to vote on adding a new wing <br />to their hospital. <br />Here is what happened: <br /> <br />Allergists scratched it <br />Dermatologists advised no rash moves. <br />Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, <br />Neurologists lost their nerve <br />Obstetricians labored under this obvious misconception <br />Ophthalmologists considered it short-sighted <br />Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body! ', <br />Paediatricians said 'grow up', <br />Psychiatrists considered the idea madness, <br />Surgeons washed their hands of the whole thing, <br />Radiologists could see right through it <br />Internists thought it a bitter pill to swallow, <br />Plastic Surgeons felt it would put a new face on the matter, <br />Podiatrists considered it a step forward, <br />Urologists didn't think the scheme would hold water, <br />Anaesthetists thought the idea was a gas, <br />Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say No....... <br />And, in the end, the Proctologists left <br />the decision up to some asshole.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/not-a-poem/
