A hairy, freckled, frilly lizard <br />was, underneath it all, a wizard. <br />He lived inside my monitor <br />don't ask me what he lived there for. <br /> <br />It seems that once this frilly lizard <br />because he is a hairy wizard <br />would with the devil make a pact <br />and in the end my patience cracked. <br /> <br />For years I had to thus endure <br />the wizard and there was no cure. <br />It often made my outlook fail <br />so I decided I would mail <br /> <br />an e-mail to the world's own end <br />where not one wizard has a friend <br />One night when I could hear him snore <br />I opened up the little door <br /> <br />and snatched the wizard with my nails <br />(you gotta watch those pointed tails) . <br />Attached him, hit the button SEND <br />my troubles all came to an end.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-computer-wizard/
