My wig is stupendous <br />My dress so bizarre, <br />With make-up that's tremendous, <br />I'm bound to go far. <br /> <br />My shoes are so snazzy, <br />My bosom is vast, <br />With colours so jazzy, <br />I'm ready at last. <br /> <br />The bell rings for starters, <br />I rush out of the door, <br />Quick pull on my garters, <br />And I'm ready, for sure. <br /> <br />I walk into the limelight, <br />Of this great hall of fame, <br />Because, just for tonight, <br />I'm a 'Pantomime Dame! '<br /><br />Ernestine Northover<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/starry-night/
