Life would be much more orderly <br />If women were seasonal, like the canine species <br />Men would no longer have the need <br />To go looking for a bit of crumpet <br />They would just turn up at the residence <br />Of the seaonal bitches house <br />And compete with all the other men <br />There would be no more need for courting <br />Just fight it out outside the fence <br />The women who are in season <br />Would just leave a red light on the porch <br />So all the males would not have to waste there time <br />Stuffing about trying to find the place <br />Another advantage for the men <br />There wouldn't be any knockbacks <br />If you are top dog you win the jackpot, or honeypot <br />Oh brother what a life, imagine <br />Twenty or thirty chicks on heat at the same time <br /> <br />Written Tuesday October 2005<br /><br />allan james saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-woman-for-all-seasons/
