In the wild and all them open spaces <br />You have plenty of room to thigh your laces <br />When I looked down to see my shoe <br />I then realized I just stepped in some 'PooH' <br /> <br />I stepped in it, how could I miss <br />I wish I had just stopped for a piss <br />But at my shoe, I do now stare <br />Hoping this shit is not from some Bear <br /> <br />Just then I heard something behind me <br />A Mounty jumped down from in a tree <br />Then he pointed at the 'crap' he saw <br />he said to me: 'That's against the law'! ! <br /> <br />I started to explain it wasn't mine <br />He already started to write the fine <br />20$, and you will have to pay by nine <br />Stepping in shit is a crime? <br /> <br />I got there by nine, and paid my fine <br />'Funny enough', now I don't have a dime <br />And to match all that, now I really need a dump <br />The outhouse is broken and so is the pump <br /> <br />I found a big leaf and a bush <br />I closed my eyes and began to PUSH <br />I thought I heard ' and that's against the Law' <br />I was wrong it was just a big furry brown claw..............................<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/great-open-spaces/
