My mother’s brother’s sister’s name is Grace <br />She’s my aunt and likes to go from place to place <br />My mother’s sister’s brother’s name is Brad <br />He’s my uncle and he is my cousin’s Dad <br /> <br />My grandmother on my mother’s side <br />Is my maternal gran, she is my grandfather’s bride <br />She also is my father’s mother-in-law <br />And not surprisingly they often go to war <br /> <br />My cousin is the nephew of my mother <br />His father happens to be my mother’s brother <br />My aunty’s niece is in fact myself <br />If you're confused please don't look at me for help <br /> <br />(Sydney, Australia - 2005)<br /><br />Alessandra Liverani<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/it-s-all-relative-humour/
