He was an altruist <br />though didn't know <br />the meaning of the word. <br />Gave fruits and vegetables <br />as well as honey, <br />gratis <br />to all who wandered by, <br />his garden was gigantic. <br /> <br />Council inspectors warned him, <br />it seems the town's own plan <br />required special permits. <br />'A sign is, where required, needed, <br />and any sign attracts a council fee, <br />which must be paid well in advance.' <br /> <br />'If there is some uncertainty <br />the sign is deemed to be essential, <br />even though it may not be required, <br />or needed, as a permit, special, <br />or if desired by the seller or the buyer, <br />if sales take place a portion of the profit <br />will need to be protected from the elements <br />by what is called a levy vouchertoken, <br />renewable for each new customer, <br />and, finally, a further permit is proscribed <br />for giving produce free to others, <br />payable well in advance, of course. <br /> <br />If on those days where clear intent, <br />by seller and potential buyers can be seen <br />a tax called enthusiasm bond applies, <br />this does protect both buyer and their sellers, <br />and activates the previously obtained <br />public insurance for twelve million dollars, <br />last but not least, just to ensure the quality <br />a small certificate of authenticity shall be attached <br />and this will also guarantee chemical protection, <br />as no organic foods may be for sale or give-away. <br /> <br />If no one buys or takes for free the offerings <br />the sellers may, at their discretion, choose <br />to keep the produce for self consumption, <br />which is well covered by the storage tax.'<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bylaws/
