Mangy, ugly mutt <br />hangs around the club <br />gets the hasty rub <br />scratches now his butt <br />waits for patient leg <br />eyes and face do beg. <br />Starts his horny hump <br />up and down the crease <br />from his inner sump <br />flows the canine tease. <br />People laugh a lot <br />think it is so funny <br />I believe it's not, <br />gotta hit the dunny.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-bred-farton-poem/
