There are two types of people: <br />Those who play golf, <br />And those who recognize it <br />for the idiotic malpractice that it is, <br />that recognize it for the land wasting, <br />water guzzling, pesticide and herbicide <br />carcinogen drenched <br />leeching into the groundwater, <br />sanitized version of nature, <br />Bob Hope celebrity goofball, <br />mundane polo shirt and jackass slacks, <br />elitist, history of bigotry, racism, sexism, <br />and anti-Semitism, over-priced, over-rated, <br />time-wasting, posing-as-a-sport <br />moronic indulgence that it is. <br />I’m the first type.<br /><br />Michael Philips<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/golf-pro/
