I've studied people sneezing <br />here at home, and at my school. <br />Sneezing sure is funny. <br />Sneezing sure is cool. <br /> <br />Some people sneeze real quietly, <br />like a teensy little mouse. <br />My dad can sneeze so loudly <br />that it echoes through our house. <br /> <br />Most girls sneeze politely, <br />like ah-choo... or ah-ka-choo. <br />Sometimes they try and hide it <br />in a cough, then look at you. <br /> <br />The boys I know don't do that. <br />They just let their sneezes blow! <br />The louder, WOW! the better! <br />It's just something all guys know. <br /> <br />The weirdest ones I've heard so far <br />are the ones my mom can do. <br />Her sneezing comes out sounding <br />a lot like, WHO-ASKED-CHOO? <br /> <br />Just be careful if you hold a sneeze <br />or suck your breath in tighter, <br />'cause when your sneeze comes busting out <br />...it'll bring a barking spider.<br /><br />C.J. Heck<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/little-boy-s-and-sneezing-children/
