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Herbert Nehrlich - One Day In The Life Of JC

2014-11-07 3 Dailymotion

Up early just to do some sports <br />is JC in his boxershorts. <br />He likes the flowers and the bells <br />but buys what JC Penney's sells. <br /> <br />He's out on his own balcony <br />and thinks the neighbours cannot see. <br />But from the corner of the street <br />is one who's dying just to meet <br /> <br />the desert poet JC Carter <br />who maybe just that fraction smarter <br />then other poets in the region, <br />though poets there are hardly legion. <br /> <br />She watches him perform the crunch <br />and gets a new poetic hunch. <br />She sees him cracking now his neck <br />and tells herself, oh what the heck, <br /> <br />with speed and Arizona grace <br />she drops her body now to face <br />the morning sun with one great curl <br />when JC spots the active girl. <br /> <br />He drops his torso on his knees <br />does semi-pushups, what a tease, <br />she watches and is soon impressed <br />he keeps it going without rest! <br /> <br />One thousand one he counts aloud <br />below has gathered a big crowd, <br />behind him opens the screen door <br />he's waiting for the words 'do more'. <br /> <br />But now it is the spouse, all dressed <br />she takes it in, is not impressed. <br />Because the girl, in her bikini <br />has freed herself just like Houdini. <br /> <br />And in the heat of her endeavour <br />(perhaps she was extremely clever) <br />the ties had loosened in the heat <br />the sight, it's true, was hard to beat. <br /> <br />Now Carter had been in flagranti <br />he left the balcony, avanti <br />and did agree, without a fight <br />that he would take, each Thursday night <br /> <br />the trash out back right to the street <br />and pile it up so it looked neat. <br />She also gave him other chores <br />in an attempt to fix his mores. <br /> <br />I'm sorry if this story got <br />onto this site, and it is not <br />that I'm a blabbermouth, no way. <br />I just tell stories if I may.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/one-day-in-the-life-of-jc/

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