Bible Bob in his bib overalls <br />and his mid-chest beard <br />his bible and flag <br />went to preach to the prospectors of gold <br />he rode on the shoulders of a giant named Jerimiah <br />who with one arm conquered all arms at Petaluma <br />and Bible Bob scolded the gold diggers <br />the lillies who passed through the field <br />with short skirts and too much make-up <br />for which they were sure to hell damned <br />and through the megaphone crisply <br />his fire and brim stone drew laughter <br />as the giant let him down to earth <br />for as he rode on the shoulders of a giant <br />his union flap remained insecure <br />and one full buttock of Bob's <br />was exposed to the crowd he had drawn <br />and Jerimiah held the megaphone <br />while Bible Bob buttoned his flap<br /><br />George Murdock<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bible-bob/
