I work in a building with a lot of Staff <br />I also sit by the toilet, which is not a Laugh <br />I waz mindin my own Biz <br />When a guy walked out of His <br />Because the door was made of Teak <br />It had a really bad Squeak <br />'At the same time, a Girl walked By' <br />And gave me a funny look, right 'in' the Eye <br />She thought I made a Wolf Whistle <br />Now I was in a real Fissile <br />And now to my Amazement <br />There going to do me for 'Sexual Harassment' <br />Me being Italian, <br />Like the Stallion <br />What chance have I Got? <br />I'll just have to pray a Lot!<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/minding-my-own-biz/
