butterflies <br />flutter by <br />while these bees <br />just nicpic <br />at our picnic <br /> <br />a delightfully <br />wasted time <br />of fruit and cheese <br />and tasted wine - <br />but what happened next <br />made me sick and ill <br />and to cheese I say “ick”, even still <br />for, you see, <br />unseen by me, <br />a bird in the tree <br />dropped a turd in the brie <br /> <br />(a Spoonerism is the swapping of the first letter(s) of two words, like a form of dyslexia, usu. resulting in nonsense, but sometimes creating new words which can still somehow make sense in the context. I had never seen a Spoonerism Poem which actually made sense, so tried one here. I think I might have four Spoonerisms and one that's close) .<br /><br />Chuck Audette<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/spoonerism-picnic/