I'm Hedgehog with handgun <br />you should worry.....cos I'M PISSED! <br />I've been dodging cars all evening <br />and thank God all they just missed <br />Well now the worm is turning <br />(at least the one I ate) <br />You should maybe run for cover <br />before it, and you, are LATE <br />JESUS! I’ve got the needle <br />what’s happened to this place? <br />When I went sleep, a quiet road <br />Now there's a By-pass in its place! <br />So like I said, I'm armed and mad <br />and there ain't no going back <br />'cos they've made a six lane thoroughfare <br />from 'off the beaten track' <br />I thought about The Ball response <br />but it didn't seem quite pat <br />'cos other hogs have tried it <br />and they're out there..dead and flat! <br />So there's gonna be some shootin <br />I've brought extra rounds as well <br />OK it'll scandalise the neighbourhood <br />But it’s already gone to hell <br />The next car that comes around that bend <br />I’m gonna take the bastard out <br />Gentle nature hasn’t worked <br />So it’s time to use some clout! <br />You never know it might catch on <br />Could give them quite a scare <br />It would bring a different chill to road kill <br />If they had to take their share<br /><br />Bill Mitton<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-hedgehog-with-handgun/
