There was a young lady from Perth <br />who was born on the day of her birth. <br />She grew older with grace <br />and wore Persian lace. <br />She died lonely and soon left this earth. <br /> <br />A spinster of St. Maxime, France <br />on a Friday went out to a dance, <br />in the hope that she might <br />find a young shining knight, <br />she was homely at first and last glance.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/just-two-limericks/