I put on a kilo and a half during the festive season <br />I feel bloated, pissed off and content <br />cider is giving me a beer belly <br />and my jeans are getting tighter <br />this circumstance has really pissed me off <br />I'm feeling well past-my-sellby-date <br />but can't wait to get a drink<br /><br />Carolyn Vuletic<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/beer-belly/
