When we go, do we all have to play harps? If we do, <br />I'm assuming we'll instantly know how to play them, <br />right? It's not like we'll have to take lessons or anything, <br />right? (cause you know what drudgery that can be - all <br />those scales. Ugh!) <br /> <br />Reason I'm asking is that, well, do you think I might <br />ask (politely) if I could forego the harp and instead have <br />a Hammond B3 organ along with the instant ability to <br />play it? That would be so cool, especially through <br />Leslie speakers! In real life, the B3 is soooo heavy, but <br />I figure in heaven I won't have to worry about that, <br />either because everything will be very light or because <br />there will be roadies to move things for me. Am I being <br />presumptuous? I mean, maybe everyone in heaven will <br />be too lazy to want to move equipment around. <br /> <br />So I was thinking - tell me if this is too farfetched - <br />maybe we could get some people from hell to do it, you <br />know, like on a weekend pass from their boiling <br />cauldrons. Just the ones that deserve a break, you know. <br />Not murderers or anything, maybe just a couple of <br />shoplifters or something. They'd probably think hauling <br />around musical equipment would be like a paid <br />vacation after being impaled on pitchforks or bull- <br />whipped or whatever. I don't know, just a thought. <br />What do you think?<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/when-we-go-to-heaven/
