The devil wears a single sock <br />the other foot is nude <br />he lives beneath a mossy rock <br />and thinks he is a dude. <br /> <br />I know you folks still do believe <br />that devils live in Hell <br />but no, from moss all devils weave <br />a web that they can sell. <br /> <br />They fool the masses with their tricks <br />and promise them great riches <br />their harvest is a happy mix <br />of clerics and bald witches. <br /> <br />So do not look toward the sky <br />for Heaven or for Hell <br />just mind those rocks as you walk by <br />step carefully, stay well. <br /> <br />Some day a giant flood will come <br />all devils under rocks <br />will stick like purple bubblegum <br />attached to single socks. <br /> <br />And Noah's Arc, now number two <br />will cruise a placid sea <br />all devils have been drowned for you <br />which leaves just you and me.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/noah-s-arc-number-two/