If I were a Jibjib Cat <br />With whiskers on my face, <br />Then I would wear a little hat <br />Trimmed with silver lace. <br /> <br />I'd wear a little monocle <br />For my little eye, <br />And if I happened to fall ill <br />I'd have some Puli Fry. <br /> <br />I'd have a little rat to chase <br />Around my little house, <br />And for a snack I'd have some dace <br />With sprinklings of a mouse. <br /> <br />I'd live beside the Wavee Lake <br />And with a fishing rod <br />I'd catch some halibut and hake <br />And pickle them with cod. <br /> <br />And for my dinner, supper, tea, <br />I'd have some milk and cheese <br />With speckled salmon from the sea <br />And sardine made-to-please.<br /><br />Tan Pratonix<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-i-were-a-jibjib-cat/
