If I were a Woofy Dog <br />With a waggy tail, <br />Then I would learn to catch a frog <br />And ride upon a whale. <br /> <br />I'd have a lovely, juicy bone, <br />Full of mincy meat, <br />And I would eat it all alone <br />Under the garden seat. <br /> <br />I wouldn't have to toe the heel <br />Or learn some silly tricks, <br />I wouldn't have a scrappy meal, <br />I wouldn't pick up sticks. <br /> <br />The Poppil Sparrow we would hunt, <br />Tinker Pup and I, <br />And we would catch the Gooby Grunt, <br />The wild boar with one eye.<br /><br />Tan Pratonix<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-i-were-a-woofy-dog/
