I <br />If I were a Muddlehorse <br />With a black mane, <br />I'd be running on a race course <br />With horses from Spain, <br /> <br />And all those Spanish horses <br />Would be running like the wind; <br />But you cannot beat a Muddlehorse <br />And I left them all behind. <br /> <br />II <br />Muddlehorses come in sizes <br />Six to eleven, <br />The smallest ones win all the prizes <br />They run sixty miles in seven <br /> <br />(Minutes, of course.) A Muddlehorse <br />Can live on grass, but most- <br />Ly he likes cabbages and candy-floss <br />And Muddle-made toast. <br /> <br />III <br />Muddlehorses race on the sea; <br />In the forests of Germany <br />They are found <br />Meditating on the nature of movement underground.<br /><br />Tan Pratonix<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-i-were-a-muddlehorse/