The sign said, 'Turn Left, ' <br />so, of course, I turned right <br />because I was lost, and <br />it was the middle of the night. <br /> <br />More lost I became <br />as the road twisted and turned; <br />My wife said, 'Ask, ' <br />but with resentment I burned. <br /> <br />With a sad-eyed look, <br />one I hoped placated, <br />I told her, 'I'm not lost, <br />I'm just mislocated! ' <br /> <br />WOMAN Driver <br /> <br />The sign said, . 'Turn left, ' <br />so, of course, I turned right <br />because I was polishing my nails, <br />and it was the middle of the night. <br /> <br />More lost I became <br />as the road twisted and turned. <br />My husband said, 'I told you so! ' <br />and with resentment I burned! <br /> <br />With a sad-eyed look, <br />one I hoped placated, <br />I said, 'I'm not lost, <br />I'm just located! '<br /><br />Scarlett Treat<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/man-driver-woman-driver/
