Did the British invent Condoms? <br />I dont know, but it is said <br />That a British chappy came over to America <br />When the yanks were celebrating Halloween <br />He pulled a Condom over his head <br />Poked holes so he could see and breath <br />Painted the condom a creamy colour <br />And went to a halloween party as a dickhead <br />All the Australians at the party clapped him <br />So your saying that the British <br /> Invented the word Dickhead <br />No i'm saying the British are Dickheads <br /> <br />Written Tuesday Febuary 2006<br /><br />allan james saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-british-invented-the-word-dickhead/
