(to the tune of The Blue Danube) <br /> <br /> <br />The <br />Two-Left- Feet Waltz <br />…left...now <br />what do I do? <br /> <br />The <br />Two-Left-Feet Waltz <br />…left...I’m <br />feeling blue, too.. <br /> <br />The <br />Two-Left-Feet Waltz…left.. I’m <br />treading on you… <br /> <br />I’m through! You, too? Let’s vamoo- <br />se.<br /><br />Michael Shepherd<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/0096-the-two-left-feet-waltz-for-jerry/