You know how there are more and more <br />gay preachers and gay Christian <br />congregations? <br /> <br />At first, I thought oh boy, are they ever <br />going to be in trouble. Like maybe God <br />will fire some lightning bolts down on <br />them or send mini-biblical floods into <br />their condo units. <br /> <br />But nothing like that has happened. No <br />smiting. No floods. <br /> <br />What’s God waiting for? To punish them <br />after they’re dead? That’s no good, <br />because in the mean time they’re <br />spreading the gay Christian word to <br />more and more people. <br /> <br />So I have to believe that God doesn’t <br />really mind. <br /> <br />I actually prayed to Jesus about this. I <br />told him that if he supported gays in the <br />church he should NOT say anything to <br />me. Sure enough, he didn’t say anything. <br />So now I know he doesn’t care if people <br />are gay. He's probably too busy with <br />other stuff anyway. <br /> <br />Next, I think I’ll ask him if Dracula really <br />hates crucifixes or if that’s just an old <br />wives tale.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/more-and-more-gays/
