Why do you think God created so many religions? <br />Maybe he wasn’t thinking straight and didn’t <br />anticipate how annoying they would become, <br />always running around claiming they’re the only <br />way. It’s not like any of them can prove it. I believe <br />God would be pleased if we formed a single <br />religion out of the best parts of all the existing ones. <br />For instance, Buddhism could contribute serenity <br />and peacefulness. Judaism could contribute <br />intellectual thought and lox & bagels. I think <br />Christianity should contribute the music. No, not <br />those cheesy Christian rock bands. Gospel music, <br />man! Er, I don’t think we need anything from <br />Scientology – well, maybe some John Travolta DVDs. <br />And one thing’s for sure: Islam will just have to <br />contribute all those virgins you get after you die.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/composite-faith/
