Remember when everyone was arguing <br />about what kind of car Jesus would drive, <br />and some folks said it would be an energy- <br />efficient hybrid and other folks said <br />it would be a (supposedly) safe SUV? <br /> <br />Well, I was wondering <br />what kind of gun Jesus would own. <br />What do you think? Would it be a <br />9mm Glock or maybe a KSC Beretta 93R? <br />Neither one, I say. He won’t need a sidearm <br />for personal protection because I think God <br />will be looking out for him a little better <br />this next time around. <br /> <br />No, I think he would instead shop for <br />a good gun for playing paintball. <br />So would it be the Splatmaster Rapide or <br />perhaps the budget-minded Daisy Eagle.68? <br /> <br />I can just see him coming back <br />from a round of paintball, <br />his robes splattered with paint, <br />and a glorious grin on his face. <br /> <br />I sure hope he remembers <br />to wear protective goggles though. <br />It wouldn’t look good to see Jesus <br />rushed off to the emergency room <br />with eye damage, <br />and imagine him having to wear <br />an eye patch after that. <br />Safety first, I say.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/guns-for-the-lord/
