There was a young laddie named Pefecation <br />Who passed hugely and frequently, defecation; <br />But the social disdain <br />And the blockage of drain <br />Made poor Pitt dig a pit for his defecation.<br /><br />Michael Shepherd<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mr-edward-lear-meets-the-australian-poets-in-lim/