Exactly what does one do in eternity? <br />Do you just walk around all day <br />in loose-fitting togas? <br /> <br />Is your soul in some kind of <br />infinite spiritual rush? <br />Now that would be pretty cool, <br />at least at first. <br />But it would probably get old <br />after awhile. <br /> <br />So... are there activities? <br />Like, can we sit at card tables <br />(probably on some chintzy foldout <br />chairs) playing Texas Hold ‘em? <br />Do we get an eternal supply <br />of poker chips? <br />Personally, I'd like to opt out of <br />the Bingo games, you know, <br />and step outside for a smoke. <br /> <br />I certainly hope they have <br />TVs in eternity. <br />But I wonder, is it commercial-free <br />or does the Lord come on <br />every once in awhile <br />and congratulate you <br />for betting the right way?<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/killing-time-in-the-kingdom-of-heaven/
