If I had half a mind <br /> I’d know better than to be critical, <br />But sometimes I observe <br /> the passing scene inexplicable. <br /> <br />Have you seen those characters, <br /> wearing their pants at half-mast? <br />Any sense of fashion <br /> has been totally bypassed. <br /> <br />Half baked or half witted, <br /> it’s hard to surmise, <br />Why they’d want their britches <br /> hangin’ down to their thighs. <br /> <br />Who knows what they’re thinkin’, <br /> or if they think at all. <br />If the pants slipped to their ankles, <br /> it could mean a bad fall. <br /> <br />I’d think it annoying <br /> with your pants on half way. <br />It’s not really cool, <br /> unless you want a breezeway. <br /> <br />So if by chance you get mooned <br /> by this character half assed, <br />You can consider the source, <br /> for he’s easily outclassed. <br /> <br />One could assume he’s been smokin’ <br /> some kind of a weed, <br />And his mind is working <br /> at only half speed.<br /><br />Bruce Bigelow<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/half-a-mind/
